Aright, I promised some people at SPU that i would update every once in a while on a fictional? romance going on between kali and an African fellow so here it goes.
She saw him while we were at the beach today. He was rescuing a small child from a massive baboon. For those of you who don't know, baboons are perhaps the most lethal animal in africa. Anyway, we were just sitting there taking pictures of the penguins and at the same time watching this heroic rescue when all of a sudden a particularly large penguin charged Kali. Without a moments hesitation our hero left the small child and dove between the penguin and my friend. And that was that, Kali was in love. Please do not ask what happened to the child.
The relationship has blossomed quickly despite the fact that Kali speaks only southern English and he speaks only !xhosa (please note that the ! stand for a clucking sound pronounced at the beginning of this word...true story). She taught him the finer points of using a digital camera, while he taught her how to take out an elephant with a blow dart--impressive. i plan on talking to her and as a friend cautioning her about the relationship moving a little too quickly. When a guy starts grilling you a peacok things are moving way too fast. (95+0925+9829*7+
';\0jm--added by my friend Emily) anyway, that is about all for today and I will keep you posted (Hannah I hope yu enjoyed it).
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Hahaha, yes! Thanks, Josh! :)
darling kali and her !xhosa man.
i'm living vicariously.
no, but really. it'll happen. keep us posted, josh.
miss you guys. praying for you.
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